Wednesday, July 29, 2009

New Agency and a Conversation with My Muse



My agent, Chris Richman, along with Danielle Chiotti have left Firbrand and joined Upstart Crow Literary founded by Michael Sterns. I am so excited to be a part
of an agency with such ambitious and forward thinking agents. Their new website will be launched soon.

In other news, I had a conversation with my Muse today. It went something like this:
Dog Malfunction


This explains so much.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Fantasy Friday

A little some'tn some'tn for the ladies.

Don't every say I didn't do anything for ya *wink*

Enjoy ;)



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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Blog Chain - Is your idea really your idea?

Current Obsession: Finding the perfect pair of black Mary Janes

Let me just say that I'm super happy to be back on the chain! This week's topic was started by Annie. She asked:

Do you ever get inspired by a real-life event or news story and fear you're ripping off the story too much? Do you ever get inspired by a song or poem or line from a book and worry you're stealing that original person's idea?


Please check out Michelle's fabulous answer from the day before and Terri who will answer this question tomorrow.

What a tough call. We all know that this has been done in the past:

Les Miserables inspired The Fugitive
Emma inspired Clueless
The Taming of the Shrew inspired The Ten Things I Hate About You
ect, ect, ect. The list is a mile long.

How can people do this?

The secret is in the weaving. Have you ever watched a textile worker at a loom? It's beautiful and fascinating work.

Strung through the loom are the base threads, usually a bland off-white that no one will ever notice due to the colorful thread woven through them. Those colorful threads are your characters, subplots, and setting. They must be distinctive enough to display a story never told before even if the base threads are the same as another rug. Now, if the base threads are showing through or your design resembles another rug, well, then you have a problem.

I find the easiest solution is to put a bit of myself into my characters. I mean, there's no one quite like me just as I imagine there's no one quite like you. How many characters have you read that like to pet bumble bees (they're surprisingly soft and don't mind) and will fight to the death for the little triangle corners of a thin crust pizza?

So weave away, my artistic friends, and let the designs flow!

Incidentally, song writers have the same challenge. (I found this video extra hilarious because I played cello grade school through high school.)

Monday, July 20, 2009

Nature's candy in my hand, or a can, or a pie

So the weather has been absolutely AMAZING. Kind of scares me a bit, actually. I mean, seventy degrees in St. Louis in July?!? If I wake up tomorrow to a plague of locusts and the Mississippi full of blood, I am so out of here.

Anyway, we decided to take advantage of the nice weather and went to the orchard for PEACH PICKING! Woot! Peaches are my absolute FAVORITE fruit but they have to be straight from the tree and they have to crunch when you bite into them or they are no good. In the event of peach pie - all peach types are acceptable. So sayeth Cole.

Now I'll leave you with one of my favorite music videos of all times. Peaches and ninjas? How can you go wrong?


Peaches


(Is it weird that I find Chris Ballew cute?)

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

What's it gonna take to put you into contract today?


When looking for an agent, many authors seek out those with big name authors and prestigious literary degrees from ivy league colleges. While that is all well and good, there seems to be one very important criteria missing from that list: The selling gift.
"Huh?" you ask yourself. "I don't want some sleazy car salesman type representing me!
No, you don't. But you do want someone with the selling gift. I'll explain:
Ten years ago I graduated from a dog training academy and landed my first job at a commercial kennel teaching obedience. I was thrilled. Working with animals had always been a dream of mine, and now, at the cusp of said dream, the senior VP introduced himself to me and said something I'll never forget:
"Remember, your job is 5% dog training and 95% sales."
Wha-?!?
Talk about a jolt. Selling shouldn't have anything to do with dog training. Right? Wrong. Through the years I rose in my career; gaining big name clients such as MLB and NFL players, appearing on the local news and in the papers, and competing in trials covered by ESPN2 and Animal Planet.
"Because you're so good with dogs?" you ask.
I'm better than average;) But a bigger part is because I have the selling gift. I inherited it from my Great Grandpa who could sell bikinis to penguins who waddled away happy to have them. The selling gift should not be confused with the ability to force a product on someone, who in turn, walks away with a tremendous urge to shower off the sleaze left behind. The selling gift is, in all actuality, the ability to understand and relate to people. To get inside their head. A good salesman knows to offer up what their customer needs, even if it isn't always what they want.
Case in point: The Dog Whisperer Cesar Milan - has the selling gift in abundance. He doesn't lie and say he can do things he can't for the sake of the sale. And I'm sure, if you've seen him, you can agree with me that people feel like a friend is leaving their home when he drives away with their check in his pocket.
This, my writer friends, is an important quality that you should seek out in an agent. Sure, I agree they need to love your book, but more importantly they need to be able to sell it. And to do that they need the gift.
So what should you look for?
1. An agent who you instantly feel comfortable with and dialogue flows freely. A "people person" - this is the surest sign of the gift.
2. An agent who actively meets and socializes with others in the biz. Who has built up good relationships and works to keep those relationships strong.
3. An agent who doesn't say things to stroke your ego and make impossible promises, but one who keeps it real and tells you how it is - even if it's not what you want to hear.
4. An agent who responds in a timely manner. Procrastination is the enemy of sales.
5. Some might disagree, but to me, it's important that an agent participates in social networking. It shows me that they're tending to their contacts and always stirring the pot.
Unfortunately, the gift is just that - a gift. It is nothing that can be taught in school or learned through seminars. You got it or you don't. So be careful out there when researching your agents. If you get "the call" and you're left with doubts, listen to them. If an agent can't sell themselves, how can they sell you?
Again, this is just my humble opinion and I'd love to hear your thoughts!

Friday, July 3, 2009

A Great Website for Promotional Items

Current Obsession: Off With Their Heads by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs

I found this great website a while back and wanted to share it with you.

ZAZZLE

It's a great place to pick up a couple of things if you're going to be hitting the conference scene. For instance, I just bought profile cards (they're like business cards but smaller). They're fabulous to take with you everywhere because they come in their own little plastic holder and you can whip one out with your thumb making you look oh so cool. Plus they're small enough to fit in your jeans pocket and come in an array of style options, or you could design your own. Here's the design I picked out:


Instead of an address I changed to say Young Adult Paranormal Author and listed my website and email. How cool is that?

Also on zazzle you can make your own t-shirts and bookmarks, so when you do land that big publishing deal you'll be ready to PROMOTE!