
Okay, so I realize that Black Cat isn't one of the X-Men but she's still a superhero.
Er...alright, so she's not always a superhero, but she's still wicked cool and can teach us a thing or two about writing.
1. Don't Get Mad - Get EVEN

What we can learn from Black Cat: Rejections hurt. There's no way around it. The blow they deal to your confidence can be enough to make any writer feel like throwing in the towel. (I should know, I've had over a hundred.)But instead of curling into fetal position and rocking yourself in a dark room, take the rejections for what they really are - an opportunity to better yourself. Take the time to improve your writing, honing your skills until your a force to be reckoned with. If you don't, then the rejection has won.
2. There Are No Shortcuts

What we can learn from Black Cat: Sure, we look at all our favorite authors and want so badly to be where they are. So, when a so-called agent says they can make you a best-seller and all it will take is a wad of cash, the offer can be enticing. Just know this, there are no short-cuts in publishing. There is no one you can pay to make you a success. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a crook.
3. Sure, It Looks Good On The Outside...

What we can learn from Black Cat: Being a published author looks so cool, right? You get to be famous, go to book signings, and make tons of money...Er, on second thought, let's have a look behind the mask. The odds of achieving the fandom the likes of Stephanie Meyer and J.K. Rowling are, quite literally, one-in-a-million. The ugly truth is, most authors don't make enough to quit their days jobs. There are no throngs of screaming fans in line for their book signings and they're lucky if their postman recognizes them by sight. Sure, the outside package might look good but you really have to love the ugly underneath (the actual writing) if you're going to make it work.
4. Revenge Is NEVER The Answer

What we can learn from Black Cat: Revenge is never the answer. Even when you've slaved for years on your masterpiece only to have an agent reject it in a matter of days, repress the urge to write them an email full of choice words. Agents talk. If you make yourself known as the crazy who writes hateful emails, the chances of you landing an agent - despite your writing talents - is next to nil.
That's all for this week's Write Like An X-Men. If you want more Black Cat be sure to check out Marvel's Amazing Spider-Man where she makes regular guest appearances.

Man, you are the very best EVER Cole! This is such great and true advice, but presented in such an awesome, rockin way that it's a blast to read ... instead of partially depressing.
ReplyDeleteThanks!
Wait... did you have actual writing advice somewhere up there? Cuz I was mainly looking at the pictures. Um... yeah.
ReplyDeleteI haz crush on black cat chiq.
Oh, and now I think of it, your writing advice was spot on, good lady. LOVE this series! (And not just for the eye candy.)
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Great writing advice and love the pix! Fantastic Blog!
ReplyDelete*sigh* Cole--I love you!
ReplyDeleteThese have to be the absolute BEST posts I have EVER read. It appeals to the superhero fanatic in me and imparts such great wisdom. Okay, gushing done--until your next installment.
...I dare not tell a fib...I glimpsed the cleavage and felt powerless to do anything but read on...and loved it.
ReplyDeleteA most excellent post, Cole. Glad I stopped by:)
Hi! Just popped over from Matthew's blog. If he's a friend of yours, you gotta be a friend of mine! Looking forward to getting to know you. :)
ReplyDeleteJessica
Great post, a usual. I love these comic book analagies you are creating. They are so spot on, and so much fun to read. Nice job.
ReplyDeleteCool post, Cole! Black Cat is one hot super hero!
ReplyDeleteGreat post!!!
ReplyDeletesee, posts like this are why I have a total fangirl crush on you :D Awesome as always!!!
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