Some of you have noticed that I haven't been blogging as much lately and my presence on Twitter and Facebook has been next to nil. And my emails? I apologize to everyone awaiting a response from me, I swear they're coming!
Oh, do let me share. The answer is simple:
I have a dental file lodged inside my jaw.
Let me repeat in case you didn't hear.
I HAVE A DENTAL FILE LODGED INSIDE MY JAW.
My love of dentists continues to grow.
Anyway, let me just say that the pleasant humorous Cole you all know and love has vacated and the Cole with razor nails and murderous intentions has filled her place. Hopefully, this situation will be resolved shortly.
If not, I would appreciate the number of a good lawyer. (Even I am not sure if I'm joking on that one.)